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by Wizard
Sun May 18, 2025 11:41 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Songs that you shouldn't play at a wedding....
Replies: 5
Views: 9356

Re: Songs that you shouldn't play at a wedding....

I dont know.....wedding....funeral.....kinda the same. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Wedding: Free booze, groomsmen getting laid by hot bridesmaids, free booze, more free booze, maybe someone nominates you for your dancing skills. Funeral: Bring flowers, bring people out of the woodwork to make it look l...
by Wizard
Thu May 15, 2025 8:27 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Songs that you shouldn't play at a wedding....
Replies: 5
Views: 9356

Re: Songs that you shouldn't play at a wedding....

In an effort to stick to the original question which had nothing to do with funerals G... If the groom's name happens to be Jones then the song "Me and Mrs Jones" may be seen as more than a little appropriate. For the alternative I'll go with "I knew the bride" by Nick Lowe Here's an excerpt Well, t...
by Wizard
Thu May 15, 2025 8:14 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Is there a meaning behind or a reason you picked the nickname you picked?
Replies: 4
Views: 2691

Re: Is there a meaning behind or a reason you picked the nickname you picked?

Years ago, and we're talking the eighties my best mate and I used to play a computer game called Digger. Very old game similar to PacMan where your character is a bulldozer and you have these nasties chasing you because you are plowing up their patch. My reflexes were so good they could be right on ...
by Wizard
Thu May 15, 2025 7:55 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: You can have any car from any movie! What movie and what car?
Replies: 3
Views: 11085

Re: You can have any car from any movie! What movie and what car?

That's easy. Any one of the cars that James Bond had or maybe the black Trans Am from Smokey and the Bandit. Something with some guts ;)
by Wizard
Sun May 04, 2025 2:45 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Taste in music
Replies: 7
Views: 24606

Re: Taste in music

Taste by examples: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-26hsZqwveA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AbvnTgGH8s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrFqSe-FPOE Yes, I'm that old. :? Very mainstream mate. I do have an autographed photo and me and Suzie Quattro outside the WACA ground before she did a concert...
by Wizard
Sun May 04, 2025 2:39 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Taste in music
Replies: 7
Views: 24606

Re: Taste in music

Hiya folks. What are your favourite choices when it comes to music?? I have quite a varied selection ranging from music from the 60s to the likes of Dire Straights and AC/DC. One of my all time favourites is Garth Brooks (an aquired taste I agree) But for some insane reason my all time number one r...
by Wizard
Mon Apr 14, 2025 3:40 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: What was your first job???
Replies: 7
Views: 31376

Re: What was your first job???

Friday was collection day and where I first learned about people hiding from debt collectors. You know they are there, but they hide away and ignore your attempts to have them come to the door!!






:lol: Don
by Wizard
Mon Apr 14, 2025 3:31 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: What was your first job???
Replies: 7
Views: 31376

Re: What was your first job???

Paper round after school geez I had a good throwing arm it wasn't often I had to rescue the paper off the roof of a house in fact only the once and the roof of the house was below road level, so I have an excuse!!


:lol: Don
by Wizard
Mon Apr 14, 2025 3:29 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: You just won a million bucks. Whats the 1st thing you do. Wrong answers only.
Replies: 7
Views: 39178

Re: You just won a million bucks. Whats the 1st thing you do. Wrong answers only.

Easy I will pay all the temporary tariffs young Trump has imposed while he gained attention only to backflip days later..and that was only Judd Trump don't get me started on the should have retired old fart that leads the free world according to him!!


( :lol: Don)
by Wizard
Mon Apr 14, 2025 3:25 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Demon Cue
Replies: 19
Views: 124915

Re: Demon Cue

Not that sort of game Don this is a gentleman's game not that BS thing where you line up the other player. Here you line up the balls and try to pop them into a pocket (there are 6 of them for you daft Canucks who can't decide) :)
by Wizard
Wed Apr 02, 2025 3:12 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Where are replays saved?
Replies: 6
Views: 53742

Re: Where are replays saved?

Easy explanation why I said sadly. Several years ago, I posted a clip-on YouTube made up from some of these replays that I was allowed to save locally. To this day it is still fun to watch (for me anyway) Solely for my own gratification mate but some of the folks I played years ago really appreciate...
by Wizard
Sat Mar 29, 2025 1:46 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Time wasters
Replies: 7
Views: 427609

Re: Time wasters

Think about it guys and watch some of the pros play, They must be knackered after playing all day and sometimes 2 days. We're querying 90 seconds? Rules and conditions are set before you play. If you don't like it don't play but don't come in after the fact having a moan about it. Pretty simple look...
by Wizard
Sat Mar 29, 2025 1:30 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Where are replays saved?
Replies: 6
Views: 53742

Re: Where are replays saved?

Hi. Sadly, you don't have the option to save your replays locally on your computer but if all you want to do is watch then then see previous reply.
by Wizard
Thu Mar 06, 2025 11:30 am
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Turn chat off
Replies: 3
Views: 93566

Re: Turn chat off

I thrive on chat. 1. The player responds makes me feel more like I am playing a real person 2. You might actually find someone who becomes a lifelong friend like I have through chatting to my opponent 3. Let's you know you are respected as a player and not just playing someone who is basically a rob...
by Wizard
Thu Feb 20, 2025 10:14 am
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Playing shots with white tight to the cushion
Replies: 8
Views: 273855

Re: Playing shots with white tight to the cushion

The thing I like there Phil is how hard you like to make it sound being retired you're a lucky duck!! No more setting the alarm for work in fact no reason to get out of bed really. If the hardest thing you have to do all day is pot a ball off the cush then I can't say I'm going to be mad keen to gui...
by Wizard
Thu Feb 20, 2025 9:57 am
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Tournament draws
Replies: 1
Views: 29110

Re: Tournament draws

Just adding to this the players on table 1 have now finished 55 minutes in and we're waiting for the players on table 2 to finish their match then wait for the result of that one before my final opponent is decided. No names but one of those on table 2 makes Peter Ebdon look fast> I think you all kn...
by Wizard
Thu Feb 20, 2025 9:53 am
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Tournament draws
Replies: 1
Views: 29110

Tournament draws

Not sure you can code this one but not for the first time I have "byed" through to the final and waiting to see who I play while the other half of the draw has 4 out of 7 players playing off to see who gets to play me. In essence 7 players signed up for the tourney. 5 of them showed up (including me...
by Wizard
Tue Feb 18, 2025 10:15 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Any tips for playing lawn bowls?
Replies: 2
Views: 34235

Re: Any tips for playing lawn bowls?

Thanks, mate. My very first ball I trailed the jack, and I just got it from the get-go. Bowled the matchwinner in 4 of 9 ends and my best one was knocking out their match winner on the very last ball and leaving mine sitting right on it. Theye was like "you said you had never played" and not sure th...
by Wizard
Mon Feb 03, 2025 11:21 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Any tips for playing lawn bowls?
Replies: 2
Views: 34235

Any tips for playing lawn bowls?

Hi folks. I work full time for an organisation here in Perth WA and they have a social event coming up on Friday. It is lawn bowls, and this place is very liberal you can bowl barefoot if you like. Q: I have gone on YouTube and seen the suggestions of how to bowl a good ball but has anyone here ever...
by Wizard
Fri Jan 31, 2025 1:32 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Playing unrated
Replies: 2
Views: 32534

Re: Playing unrated

I hear what you are saying Phil but while the game is free take the good with the bad. It is a fact of life that some folks will take advantage of this so do what I do. Right at the moment nobody cares about your rating because it doesn't count towards anything. When the real game gets going, we wil...
by Wizard
Sat Jan 18, 2025 1:46 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Playing shots with white tight to the cushion
Replies: 8
Views: 273855

Re: Playing shots with white tight to the cushion

Just to be clear here Phil, I'm assuming you mean at Pro level you find it difficult? I believe that is the intention. At club level I have found it no less difficult to play the cue ball from any position. Maybe not what the developers want to hear but I don't see any real increase in difficulty at...
by Wizard
Fri Jan 10, 2025 3:17 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Happy New Year love to all and your families
Replies: 5
Views: 55711

Re: Happy New Year love to all and your families

SquaredCue wrote:
Thu Jan 09, 2025 2:32 pm
Phil_Morecambe wrote:
Thu Jan 09, 2025 10:37 am
I wonder how many times we have said this to each other????
14,000,605 times :shock:
That number might be a bit extreme we're not fossils yet but yeah, it's a lot of times
by Wizard
Wed Jan 01, 2025 8:44 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: This is a new one on me...
Replies: 1
Views: 29321

Re: This is a new one on me...

Says you won the daily prize, and the monthly prize so guess they were both cue parts. Nice one getting that brown cue part though!!
by Wizard
Tue Dec 31, 2024 3:00 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Happy New Year love to all and your families
Replies: 5
Views: 55711

Happy New Year love to all and your families

Hey folks about an hour or so from the NY here just wanting to say to most of you that haven't given me a reason not to say it that I wish you all a Happy New Year and hope you all stay safe and don't do something really stupid just because you've had a few too many drinks or something. By all means...
by Wizard
Thu Dec 26, 2024 10:41 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: What do you drive / ride
Replies: 5
Views: 64712

Re: What do you drive / ride

GMC Terrain and a kick ass Storm scooter...lol For work I run a 15 tonne truck. Also...my daily driver is driving the wife crazy!! Mate between you and G it sounds like risky business. Never even attempted to drive a truck. Working in insurance heard some nasty stories about batteries exploding in ...